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Yo. The one two, one two, yo live in effect.
You’ve got the boss-coder, dope-ass Codesmith extraordinaire commonly known to y’all as Terence McGhee. And before I make another post, enlightening y’all in the ways of the Codesmith know what I’m sayin’. I wanna give y’all a lil announcement man.
For the last few years or so, there’s been a lot of code coming out and the shit’s been weak. Know what I’m sayin’? Lot of ninjas tryna take computer science and make that shit computer opinion know what I’m sayin’? Or make that shit computer feelings, fukk that. This is bit-shufflin’ right here. This is coding, know what I’m sayin’. T.McGhee gonna bring it to you in the purest form.
I got the gurus on my side, killa research, tons of knowledge, royal science, killa experience, mad deployments around the clock, yo we wanna let y’all ninjas know something man.
To my readers all across the world: Japan, Europe, know what I’m sayin’? Canada, know what I mean? Austria, Germany, Sweden. Yo this is true bit-shufflin’ you’re reading about right here, in the purest form. This ain’t no shit code with no wack ninja taking a dumb-ass philosophical stance and be preaching that shit thinking it’s gonna be the voice of the culture, know what I’m sayin’.
I say all of that “the code has to feel right to you” bullshit acting like this some kinda of Dr. Phil show man, know what I’m sayin‘? This is bit-shufflin’ right here. Know what I’m sayin’? This is science. Coding! And yo and to y’all ninjas who think u gonna become a Codesmith overnight. Know what I’m sayin’? Better snap out that fukkin dream man. It takes years for this, you cat-in-the-hat ass script kiddies. You Dr. Seuss, Mother-Goose, simple minded muhfukkas.
Stop runnin up on ninjas with all that wack shit. Word up man. Talkin bout u a Codesmith. You ain’t no Codesmith. Ninjas ain’t made for this, know what I’m sayin’. This shit was only built for real ninjas. Y’all ninjas is chumps man and I told y’all bout y’all selves back then.
And now everybody wanna change they muhfukkin stizzyle, know what I’m sayin’? I come out with a style and now everybody wanna imitate my style.
And all u bloggers out there, know what I’m sayin‘? It’s all good to show luv to a ninja, but stop biting my shit. Know what I’m sayin’? Come from your own heart with this shit. And all y’all chumps stop biting from my ninjas. I told y’all ninjas on the fukkin main page of my blog to not bite my shit. Y’all ninjas keep biting. Yo I’ma tell y’all something man. It’s time for the code revolution right here.
So to all my real ninjas all across the world, raise the muhfukkin fists in the air and get ready for the triumph, cuz the bosses are here to take over this shit. Word up. Peace.